They all drive killer cars

Sooo....

Here I sit again.
Hungover.
Tired.
Without my voice.
but quite content nonetheless.

This weekend was my staff party. Bunny hunting, hall-way beer can bowling, 4am pingpong, obscene amounts of alcohol, polar-bear dips etc etc etc

It was a good time

It was a really good time..

I also attended the first wedding of my friends. That was kind of a trip. It didn't occur to me at first, but now that I think about it, its pretty crazy. I enjoyed it. It was nice and simple. Not flashy, very low key.




New Years eve was a fucking night and a half. It was aweful actually. Literally as they are counting down to midnight, this is the scene:

Me, in my coatcheck room, after having already been working for 7 hours, tired and bitter because its NYE and I'm working. "Sorry guys, coat check is full" "What do you fucking mean?! I'M CRAZY. I AM GOING TO YELL VERY LOUDLY AT YOU." Me," you're all a bunch of fuckers"
And then some crazy bitch sticks her scrawny little coked out arm into my tip jar and attempts to steal my money. This is the point that I absolutely lose it. I start yelling, security comes and they're yelling, and she's yelling, and I'm yelling and her friends are yelling and the whole bar is yelling, because guess what?! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS.

ugh.

I hate drunks.
Anyway.... got home after 5am, after starting work at 5pm.... all I wanted to do was pass out for the day and sleep until Monday. But that didn't happen. There was no rest to be had for Mel..

Anyway, to make a longe story shorter, the first week of 2006 can be characterized by a sick amount of sleepless nights coupled with an above average amount of alcohol consumption.

I suppose I did want to start having more fun. And you sure as shit don't have fun by being in bed by 10pm and sleeping all night long.

Folks, be careful what you wish for.

In other news, I won $2 on a bingo ticket.
I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

In closing, I have a 3 hour class to attend this evening. I feel like absolut balls, but I have to go. Did I mention I lost my voice too?

Yeah I did this to myself....